//Random Gossip Generator by Ed Marshall
void main()
{
string sName1 = RandomName();
string sName2 = RandomName();
string sVerb1;
string sLocation;
string sNoun;
string sAdj1;
string sAdj2;
string sVerb2;
string sCreature;

SetCustomToken(600,sName1);
SetCustomToken(601,sName2);

int iVerb1 = d20(1);
    switch (iVerb1)
    {
    case 1:
    SetCustomToken(602,"crouching");
    break;
    case 2:
    SetCustomToken(602,"sneaking");
    break;
    case 3:
    SetCustomToken(602,"banging");
    break;
    case 4:
    SetCustomToken(602,"skipping");
    break;
    case 5:
    SetCustomToken(602,"throwing rocks");
    break;
    case 6:
    SetCustomToken(602,"inappropriately touching");
    break;
    case 7:
    SetCustomToken(602,"bickering");
    break;
    case 8:
    SetCustomToken(602,"digging");
    break;
    case 9:
    SetCustomToken(602,"eating turnips");
    break;
    case 10:
    SetCustomToken(602,"smelting ore");
    break;
    case 11:
    SetCustomToken(602,"undressing one another");
    break;
    case 12:
    SetCustomToken(602,"fighting");
    break;
    case 13:
    SetCustomToken(602,"dueling");
    break;
    case 14:
    SetCustomToken(602,"playing chess");
    break;
    case 15:
    SetCustomToken(602,"killing bugs");
    break;
    case 16:
    SetCustomToken(602,"hunting rats");
    break;
    case 17:
    SetCustomToken(602,"bouncing");
    break;
    case 18:
    SetCustomToken(602,"eating crumpets");
    break;
    case 19:
    SetCustomToken(602,"having tea");
    break;
    case 20:
    SetCustomToken(602,"building golems");
    break;
    }

int iLoc = d20(1);
    switch (iLoc)
    {
    case 1:
    SetCustomToken(603,"behind the temple");
    break;
    case 2:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in the river");
    break;
    case 3:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in the forest");
    break;
    case 4:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in a tree");
    break;
    case 5:
    SetCustomToken(603,"inside the tavern");
    break;
    case 6:
    SetCustomToken(603,"at a house of ill repute");
    break;
    case 7:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in a canoe");
    break;
    case 8:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in the cemetery");
    break;
    case 9:
    SetCustomToken(603,"out back");
    break;
    case 10:
    SetCustomToken(603,"right over there");
    break;
    case 11:
    SetCustomToken(603,"right behind you");
    break;
    case 12:
    SetCustomToken(603,"over near the well");
    break;
    case 13:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in the astral plane");
    break;
    case 14:
    SetCustomToken(603,"at the blacksmith shop");
    break;
    case 15:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in a fountain");
    break;
    case 16:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in the pig pen");
    break;
    case 17:
    SetCustomToken(603,"around a bonfire");
    break;
    case 18:
    SetCustomToken(603,"in a tent");
    break;
    case 19:
    SetCustomToken(603,"under a tree");
    break;
    case 20:
    SetCustomToken(603,"on the roof of the barracks");
    break;
    }
    int iNoun = d20(1);
    switch (iNoun)
    {
    case 1:
    SetCustomToken(604,"axe handle");
    break;
    case 2:
    SetCustomToken(604,"bag of gold");
    break;
    case 3:
    SetCustomToken(604,"Mayor of Valeford");
    break;
    case 4:
    SetCustomToken(604,"provisioner");
    break;
    case 5:
    SetCustomToken(604,"captain of the guard");
    break;
    case 6:
    SetCustomToken(604,"pile of rocks");
    break;
    case 7:
    SetCustomToken(604,"stray cat");
    break;
    case 8:
    SetCustomToken(604,"gravestone");
    break;
    case 9:
    SetCustomToken(604,"garden");
    break;
    case 10:
    SetCustomToken(604,"cow dung");
    break;
    case 11:
    SetCustomToken(604,"mug of ale");
    break;
    case 12:
    SetCustomToken(604,"statue");
    break;
    case 13:
    SetCustomToken(604,"very heavy book");
    break;
    case 14:
    SetCustomToken(604,"bucket of water");
    break;
    case 15:
    SetCustomToken(604,"Goggles of Minute Seeing");
    break;
    case 16:
    SetCustomToken(604,"flaming bastard sword");
    break;
    case 17:
    SetCustomToken(604,"cage");
    break;
    case 18:
    SetCustomToken(604,"pond with frogs in it");
    break;
    case 19:
    SetCustomToken(604,"rope");
    break;
    case 20:
    SetCustomToken(604,"the undead");
    break;
    }
    int iAdj1 = d20(1);
    switch (iAdj1)
    {
    case 1:
    SetCustomToken(605,"ugly");
    break;
    case 2:
    SetCustomToken(605,"bruised");
    break;
    case 3:
    SetCustomToken(605,"green");
    break;
    case 4:
    SetCustomToken(605,"smelly");
    break;
    case 5:
    SetCustomToken(605,"putrid");
    break;
    case 6:
    SetCustomToken(605,"leafy");
    break;
    case 7:
    SetCustomToken(605,"natural");
    break;
    case 8:
    SetCustomToken(605,"shaky");
    break;
    case 9:
    SetCustomToken(605,"fast");
    break;
    case 10:
    SetCustomToken(605,"shiny");
    break;
    case 11:
    SetCustomToken(605,"numb");
    break;
    case 12:
    SetCustomToken(605,"upside down");
    break;
    case 13:
    SetCustomToken(605,"expensive");
    break;
    case 14:
    SetCustomToken(605,"fat");
    break;
    case 15:
    SetCustomToken(605,"scary");
    break;
    case 16:
    SetCustomToken(605,"plump");
    break;
    case 17:
    SetCustomToken(605,"candied");
    break;
    case 18:
    SetCustomToken(605,"swollen");
    break;
    case 19:
    SetCustomToken(605,"used");
    break;
    case 20:
    SetCustomToken(605,"sopping wet");
    break;
    }
    int iAdj2 = d20(1);
    switch (iAdj2)
    {
    case 1:
    SetCustomToken(606,"fiery");
    break;
    case 2:
    SetCustomToken(606,"hot");
    break;
    case 3:
    SetCustomToken(606,"sweaty");
    break;
    case 4:
    SetCustomToken(606,"stupid");
    break;
    case 5:
    SetCustomToken(606,"moronic");
    break;
    case 6:
    SetCustomToken(606,"buffed");
    break;
    case 7:
    SetCustomToken(606,"rubbery");
    break;
    case 8:
    SetCustomToken(606,"gold");
    break;
    case 9:
    SetCustomToken(606,"ghoulish");
    break;
    case 10:
    SetCustomToken(606,"uncanny");
    break;
    case 11:
    SetCustomToken(606,"comical");
    break;
    case 12:
    SetCustomToken(606,"backward");
    break;
    case 13:
    SetCustomToken(606,"sensitive");
    break;
    case 14:
    SetCustomToken(606,"yellow");
    break;
    case 15:
    SetCustomToken(606,"bent over");
    break;
    case 16:
    SetCustomToken(606,"cuddly");
    break;
    case 17:
    SetCustomToken(606,"legendary");
    break;
    case 18:
    SetCustomToken(606,"heroic");
    break;
    case 19:
    SetCustomToken(606,"cowardly");
    break;
    case 20:
    SetCustomToken(606,"insane");
    break;
    }
    int iVerb2 = d20(1);
    switch (iVerb2)
    {
    case 1:
    SetCustomToken(607,"dancing");
    break;
    case 2:
    SetCustomToken(607,"slapping");
    break;
    case 3:
    SetCustomToken(607,"hiding");
    break;
    case 4:
    SetCustomToken(607,"cooking");
    break;
    case 5:
    SetCustomToken(607,"practicing");
    break;
    case 6:
    SetCustomToken(607,"kissing");
    break;
    case 7:
    SetCustomToken(607,"painting");
    break;
    case 8:
    SetCustomToken(607,"fletching arrows");
    break;
    case 9:
    SetCustomToken(607,"eating cabbage");
    break;
    case 10:
    SetCustomToken(607,"building a fort");
    break;
    case 11:
    SetCustomToken(607,"mending a fence");
    break;
    case 12:
    SetCustomToken(607,"drinking ale");
    break;
    case 13:
    SetCustomToken(607,"smoking pipeweed");
    break;
    case 14:
    SetCustomToken(607,"skinning deer");
    break;
    case 15:
    SetCustomToken(607,"chopping wood");
    break;
    case 16:
    SetCustomToken(607,"searching for buried treasure");
    break;
    case 17:
    SetCustomToken(607,"building snare traps");
    break;
    case 18:
    SetCustomToken(607,"collecting shells");
    break;
    case 19:
    SetCustomToken(607,"sewing");
    break;
    case 20:
    SetCustomToken(607,"whittling sticks");
    break;
    }
    int iCreature = d20(1);
    switch (iCreature)
    {
    case 1:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a goblin");
    break;
    case 2:
    SetCustomToken(608,"an orc");
    break;
    case 3:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a dragon");
    break;
    case 4:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a zombie");
    break;
    case 5:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a rust monster");
    break;
    case 6:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a bullfrog");
    break;
    case 7:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a pit viper");
    break;
    case 8:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a dung golem");
    break;
    case 9:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a kobold");
    break;
    case 10:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a halfling");
    break;
    case 11:
    SetCustomToken(608,"an elf");
    break;
    case 12:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a dwarf");
    break;
    case 13:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a bird");
    break;
    case 14:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a vicious bunny");
    break;
    case 15:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a cat");
    break;
    case 16:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a horse");
    break;
    case 17:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a cow");
    break;
    case 18:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a goat");
    break;
    case 19:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a fire elemental");
    break;
    case 20:
    SetCustomToken(608,"a beaver");
    break;
    }
}